Thursday, January 28, 2010

Mendirikan Sekolah Korupsi

Mr. Korup berencana menyiapkan sebuah sekolah tinggi yang berbasis pada disiplin ilmu korupsi. Kampusnya akan didirikan di seluruh Indonesia. Dan program studi yang disepakati adalah Program Studi Teknik Korupsi (S1). Gelar yang didapatkan adalah Sarjana Korupsi S. Krop (Sekrop)

Berikut mata kuliah keahlian yang diajarkan pada Program Studi Teknik Korupsi:

1. Pengantar Ilmu Korupsi 2 SKS
2. Pengantar Budaya Korupsi 2 SKS
3. Perekonomian Indonesia 2 SKS
4. Korupsi Dasar I 8 SKS
5. Matematika Korupsi 4 SKS
6. Hukum Dagang dan Perdata 3 SKS
7. Sistem Korupsi 4 SKS
8. Sejarah Korupsi 2 SKS
9. Korupsi Dasar II 4 SKS
10. Manajemen Korupsi 2 SKS
11. Perilaku Organisasi 2 SKS
12. Studi Kelayakan Korupsi 4 SKS
13. Pengantar Aplikasi Korupsi 8 SKS
14. Manajemen Proyek 4 SKS
15. Korupsi Menengah I 4 SKS
16. Korupsi Menengah II 4 SKS
17. Aplikasi Korupsi 8 SKS
18. Kapita Selekta Pengantar Bertahan Hidup di Bui 4 SKS

Tempat Magang:
1. Departemen Keuangan
2. KPU
3. BUMN
4. Departemen Agama.

Anda Berminat???^.~

Cara Mencegah Pembobolan ATM

Karena banyak terjadi kasus pembobolan dana lewat ATM, berikut adalah tips sebelum mengambil uang di ATM.

1. Cari mesin yang mulut mesinnya berwarna ijo. Kalau nggak ada, coba cari warna pink. Kalau nggak ada juga, coba cari warna biru. Kalau nggak ada juga, mungkin anda lagi di wartel bukan ATM.wkwk

2. Masukin ATM bank lain, untuk menipu penyadapan pin anda. Siapa tahu keluar juga duitnya.

3. Coba bicara dulu sama mesin ATM-nya. "Elo disadap nggak?" Kalau dia bilang nggak, ambil dah.

4. Coba tes masukin KTP anda dulu, kalau tiba-tiba fotonya keluar beda. Berarti itu disadap!

5. Bungkus kartu ATM anda dengan kondom untuk mencegah kebocoran/penyadapan.

Selamat Mencoba.

Friday, January 15, 2010

♥My Hobbies♥

As you know..
My hobbies are singing, dancing, listening to the music and also playing some instruments...
But here, I just wanna share one of them..
It's about the history of breakdance..
Hope it can give y'al more information....n.n

Breakdance History

We're staring down, not quite believing what we're seeing, at an athletic young man -- known to the cognizanti as a b-boy -- spinning on his head like a child's toy, a whirling top with arms, legs and torso.
A group of his friends are gathered in a loose circle around him, urging him on to ever greater, more elaborate, gyrations. Bass-heavy music, perhaps something by James Brown, whose 1969 song "Get On The Good Foot" inspired a lot of it, thumps out of a boom box.
We're witnessing the birth of the break dance, right?
Wrong. The spectacular power moves we're seeing are a somewhat recent innovation -- introduced by the legendary break dancers "Rock Steady Crew" in the late '70s and early '80s -- in what is actually a rather ancient art form with roots extending far wider and deeper than circa-1960s Bronx and Brooklyn street people.
Though some experts trace the lineage of the break dance back to the Brazilian Frevo, a Russian folk-dance-influenced form of martial-arts dance/march, it seems more likely that breakin', while it did originate in Brazil approximately 500 years ago, was invented by African slaves rather than native Brazilians or their Portuguese rulers.
Their dance, still popular today, became known as the Capoeira and is, as far as we known, the first nationally and internationally recognized dance to combine upright fighting and shadow-boxing moves with groundwork.
Mentally fast forward through the centuries, travel northward some thousands of miles, and check out the "uprockers" on the streets of Brooklyn, N.Y. in 1967. Though the Uprock (a.k.a. Rocking), which features, among many other movements, burns (aggressive hand thrusts) and jerks (martial-arts-inspired body motions) is not a break dance as we envision it now, it is the true soul-beat precursor of the Toprock, which took Uprock routines, added transition moves sometimes known as the six-step, and finished with groundwork.
Today's break dancing began to come of age in 1969 and 1970 when disc jockey, record producer and visionary Afrika Bambaataa convinced the members of the Bronx street gang of which he was then the warlord to challenge rival gangs to battle with macho dance routines in lieu of guns and knives.
As the '70s evolved, more emphasis was placed on groundwork involving stylized leg movements (so-called Floor Rock or Down Rock) and moves were added and deleted as tastes in funk, soul and early hip hop music evolved. Still, the basic form of both rocking and breakdance "cutting" contests remained the same until the "Rock Steady Crew" and the "Electronic Boogaloo Lockers" (later renamed the "Electric Boogaloos") literally hit the streets of New York with the spectacular hand-gliding, back-spinning, windmilling, and head-spinning ground moves that have since become synonymous with the word breakdance.
The dance gained in worldwide popularity during the '80s and '90s with break-dance moves being incorporated into movies and musical theater productions and European and Asian aficionados adding their own exuberant spins and whirls to the mix.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Nuts!!le temps passe si vite...

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Kalo dihitung-hitung, waktu di SMA tinggal 4 bulan lagi ya...*kl lulus...(amit2 d ga lls)
Berat hati bgt melepas masa SMA; masa dimana guru masih bisa ngomel2 sama muridnya; masa dimana murid masi bisa tertawa tanpa beban...krn beban ditanggung bersama....>.<
Hbs lulus SMA, psti pd sibuk dengan kesibukan masing2...
Rasanya ga mau ini semua segera berakhir....I luv my class...I luv my friends....

My Diary

Well..
This is my new first blog..so welcome!!
I haven't much words to say..
Just keep on eyes for my blog...rofl
thanks.